Prisoners Say the Darndest Things . . .

I have told y'all a million times that I love my job so I know that you're probably sick of hearing about it. But I really do! I love it for so many reasons - too many to go into here. But one of the reasons I love it is that I get to enjoy the funny things that prisoners say. They don't mean to be funny most of the time - they just are. For example, I was reading a file today and ran across this little gem . . .

Q: How do you spend your free time? What do you do when you're not working?
A: Roaming from house to house for drugs. My girlfriend and I would also go to the zoo.

Well . . . at least he's well-rounded . . . ?