Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Close, Mom. VERY close.

This weekend my mom, God love her, brought up the topic of movies. This is always a risk for her because she just cannot remember the names of movies. But it's always entertaining for those of us who are talking to her:

Mom: We haven't been to see a movie in a long time.
Me: I know. And I think there are some good ones out right now that I want to see.
Mom: Yeah. Me, too.
Me: I think Hop is out and I kinda want to see that.
Mom: Yeah. And I REALLY want to see that Lincoln Log movie.
Me: The Lincoln Log movie?
Mom: Yeah. The one with Matt McConaughey or whatever his name is. I've heard it's REALLY good.
Me: You mean, Lincoln LAWYER?
Mom: [rolling eyes] Whateveeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

You know, SOME would argue that there's not a lot of difference between logs and lawyers . . .