My mom and I were out shopping for Christmas decorations the other day and, as we were pulling out of one parking lot, we noticed this banner on a local Chinese restaurant:
The potential customer in me appreciates their confidence - way to declare yourselves the best of 2012 before we've gotten there!! Way to believe in yourselves!! I like it!! I'll take a vegetable fried rice to go!!
The lawyer in me scowls and wants to advise them that declaring yourself the best of a year that has not yet arrived is false advertising at best. Good thing I always have some business cards on me.
But both the customer and lawyer in me give way to the editor in me who just wishes that they had used the same dang font for that last 2 . . .
Frankly, it's ruined 2012 for me now.